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	<title>I Am Not a German Beer!</title>
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	<description>I&#039;m more of a Hefe-weizen.</description>
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		<title>Hosting.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Stout</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, I&#8217;m tired of these web hosts that don&#8217;t have a clue. I&#8217;m now on Hosting.com where I think I&#8217;ll stay for quite some time. Now, with that said, here&#8217;s a baby gangster who doesn&#8217;t care much for this whole &#8220;Where&#8217;s Waldo&#8221; business.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, I&#8217;m tired of these web hosts that don&#8217;t have a clue. I&#8217;m now on Hosting.com where I think I&#8217;ll stay for quite some time.</p>
<p>Now, with that said, here&#8217;s a baby gangster who doesn&#8217;t care much for this whole &#8220;Where&#8217;s Waldo&#8221; business.<br />
<div id="attachment_138" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 234px"><a href="http://dennisstout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/35gs7u.jpg"><img src="http://dennisstout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/35gs7u-224x300.jpg" alt="" title="Baby Gangster Waldo Hate" width="224" height="300" class="size-medium wp-image-138" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">You really shouldn&#039;t mess with him. He flings poo like a spider monkey!</p></div></p>
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		<title>Nevermind that last post, here&#8217;s my new bumper sticker &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Stout</dc:creator>
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		<title>I Refuse to Believe Corporations are People until Texas Executes One</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 01:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Stout</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I&#8217;ve found my next bumper sticker.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I&#8217;ve found my next bumper sticker.</p>
<p><a href="http://dennisstout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/texas-execution-corporation.jpg"><img src="http://dennisstout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/texas-execution-corporation.jpg" alt="I Refuse to Believe Corporations are People until Texas executes one." title="Texas Executing Coporations" width="491" height="470" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-124" /></a></p>
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		<title>PHP Configuration Editor for IIS 7.x</title>
		<link>http://dennisstout.com/?p=117</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Stout</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you running PHP in IIS 7.x, you may want to check out the following to make your life a bit easier: http://phpmanager.codeplex.com/ PHP Manager for IIS is a tool for managing one or many PHP installations on IIS 7 and IIS 7.5 servers. Use it to: Register PHP with IIS; Validate and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those of you running PHP in IIS 7.x, you may want to check out the following to make your life a bit easier:<br />
<a href="http://phpmanager.codeplex.com/" title="PHP Manager for IIS 7.x">http://phpmanager.codeplex.com/</a></p>
<p>PHP Manager for IIS is a tool for managing one or many PHP installations on IIS 7 and IIS 7.5 servers.</p>
<p>Use it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Register PHP with IIS; </li>
<li>Validate and properly configure existing PHP installations; </li>
<li>Run multiple PHP versions side by side on the same server and even within the same web site; </li>
<li>Check PHP runtime configuration and environment (output of phpinfo() function) </li>
<li>Configure various PHP settings </li>
<li>Enable or disable PHP extensions </li>
<li>Remotely manage PHP configuration in php.ini file</li>
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		<title>Dennis in the Year 3011</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 06:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Stout</dc:creator>
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		<title>Blue Screen of Data</title>
		<link>http://dennisstout.com/?p=105</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 22:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Stout</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They didn&#8217;t even have seat belts on the bridge. Of course they didn&#8217;t have the good sense to update drivers, run a good antivirus, etc. Data is getting all emotional for nothing here &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They didn&#8217;t even have seat belts on the bridge. Of course they didn&#8217;t have the good sense to update drivers, run a good antivirus, etc. Data is getting all emotional for nothing here &#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://dennisstout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Windows-Data-BlueScreen.gif"><img src="http://dennisstout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Windows-Data-BlueScreen.gif" alt="Data Gets a Blue Screen" title="Windows-Data-BlueScreen" width="320" height="240" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-106" /></a></p>
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		<title>GoDaddy Sucks, on to Host Gator</title>
		<link>http://dennisstout.com/?p=98</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 06:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Stout</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve decided to give HostGator a try. So far, other than the odd directory structure they stick you with, I like it. MUCH faster than GoDaddy! GoDaddy was incredibly bad. Let&#8217;s see how it goes. Right now they have a 40% deal (for the first month) if you use the code JULY4. Check them out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve decided to give HostGator a try. So far, other than the odd directory structure they stick you with, I like it. MUCH faster than GoDaddy! GoDaddy was incredibly bad. </p>
<p>Let&#8217;s see how it goes. Right now they have a 40% deal (for the first month) if you use the code JULY4. Check them out here: <a href="http://hostgator.com">http://hostgator.com</a></p>
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		<title>Radiers of the Lost Ark Easter Egg</title>
		<link>http://dennisstout.com/?p=94</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 19:42:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Stout</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The movie Raiders of the Lost Ark is about to get another viewing from me. Someone clued me in to this wonderful little easter egg today: Here is a close up of the image in question:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The movie Raiders of the Lost Ark is about to get another viewing from me. Someone clued me in to this wonderful little easter egg today:<br />
<a href="http://urlybits.com/2009/10/r2-d2-and-c-3po-in-indiana-jones-raiders-of-the-lost-ark/"></p>
<p>Here is a close up of the image in question:<br />
<div id="attachment_95" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://dennisstout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/R2-C3PO-Indy-Close.jpg"><img src="http://dennisstout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/R2-C3PO-Indy-Close-300x239.jpg" alt="Indy Easter Egg" title="Indy Easter Egg" width="300" height="239" class="size-medium wp-image-95" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Indy Easter Egg</p></div></p>
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		<title>Moved to GoDaddy</title>
		<link>http://dennisstout.com/?p=89</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 07:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Stout</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So far I&#8217;m not too impressed with GoDaddy&#8217;s Shared Hosting offering. The site is pretty slow on here with a very minimal database. This offering might just exist to get people on their own servers &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So far I&#8217;m not too impressed with GoDaddy&#8217;s Shared Hosting offering. The site is pretty slow on here with a very minimal database. This offering might just exist to get people on their own servers &#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://dennisstout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/colorgeek_inquisitive1.gif"><img src="http://dennisstout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/colorgeek_inquisitive1.gif" alt="" title="Hmmmm ..." class="alignnone size-full wp-image-51" /></a></p>
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		<title>Beagle Likes to Play Catch</title>
		<link>http://dennisstout.com/?p=83</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 06:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Stout</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This dog plays catch!]]></description>
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This dog plays catch!</p>
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